Cancerous Prostate

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03/11/07: Today’s question is being brought to you by our very own Anon poster   Were you ever abducted by aliens or did you go willingly and have a great time??? Jackie ~*~I got in touch with my inner child and now my imaginary friend is jealous~*~ — The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm

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I’d go willingly if they promised I never had to cook, clean, do laundry, etc… ever again…LOL! smiles, Elise

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03/11/07: Today’s question is being brought to you by our very own Anon poster Were you ever abducted by aliens or did you go willingly and have a great time??? Jackie ~*~I got in touch with my inner child and now my imaginary friend is jealous~*~

I’d only go if they  signed a "no anal probe" clause agreement. Otherwise, they’d have a fight on their hands. Sally — The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm

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03/11/07: Today’s question is being brought to you by our very own Anon poster Were you ever abducted by aliens

No. But the little green men visit me often Chip — The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm

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I’d only go if they  signed a "no anal probe" clause agreement. Otherwise, they’d have a fight on their hands.

"Close Encounters of the Third Kind" taught us they’re friendly little fellows. They just want to hold your hand. Chip — The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm

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Were you ever abducted by aliens or did you go willingly and have a great time???

        Sure, but the Men in Black made me forget!           Seriously, I wouldn’t want to be strapped to a table and probed with sharp instruments.  However, I wouldn’t mind having an attractive female alien take a sample of my… body fluid by an interesting method. So long as I don’t get a paternity suit afterwards.  I wonder what their court system is like?   Dennis — The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm

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ROFL, that was a good answer, Sally.  :~) kili — The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – 03/11/07: Today’s question is being brought to you by our very own Anon poster Were you ever abducted by aliens or did you go willingly and have a great time??? The US immigration service detained me for two hours [in a modestly furnished waiting room, not prison].  As I am an alien to them then they must be aliens to me.  I found them rather friendly, they looked normal, even human, but the picture that they took of me is total crap! Yes I did go willingly.  Yes I had a great time.  Thank you American aliens, will they allow me back?  101 web sites say maybe. Simon — The charter is available at:http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm

yeah,  but once we left the earths atmosphere, i had a huge panic attack that freaked them out.  so they dropped me off. — The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm

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03/11/07: Today’s question is being brought to you by our very own Anon poster Were you ever abducted by aliens or did you go willingly and have a great time??? Jackie

I think my parents may be aliens – is that a yes?  I didn’t go willingly though – WHERE IS MY REAL FAMILY?! LOL — _TJ_ <TJ_IREL at YAHOO dot IE — The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm

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The US immigration service detained me for two hours [in a modestly furnished waiting room, not prison].  As I am an alien to them then they must be aliens to me.  I found them rather friendly, they looked normal, even human, but the picture that they took of me is total crap! Yes I did go willingly.  Yes I had a great time.  Thank you American aliens, will they allow me back?  101 web sites say maybe.

        That’s hardly a foregone conclusion!  Which country did you come in from? Dennis — The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm

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I’d only go if they  signed a "no anal probe" clause agreement. Otherwise, they’d have a fight on their hands.

        You aren’t a man, otherwise it would be routine.  Especially if you’re my age.  <sigh  I don’t complain, since prostate cancer runs in my family.  Much better safe than sorry.  I’m also supposed to get a coloscopy, so I’ll *really* get it in the end. Dennis — The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm

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I’d only go if they  signed a "no anal probe" clause agreement. Otherwise, they’d have a fight on their hands.     You aren’t a man, otherwise it would be routine.  Especially if you’re my age.  <sigh  I don’t complain, since prostate cancer runs in my family.  Much better safe than sorry.  I’m also supposed to get a coloscopy, so I’ll *really* get it in the end. Dennis

At least you have a sense of humor about it!  :~) kili — The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm

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